Some toes are more equal than others...



All toes are equal...really now!



The scene begins as such. A young, dashing fellow looks yearningly across a room filled with gorgeous, voluptuous beauties and as fate would have it he spots HER. The Her that makes his heart beat a little faster, the Her that he wants to give his last name and grow old with and the Her that makes his life worth living. He must have Her!  As he approaches her and her bevy of giggling friends, he gives her the once over from her head all the way down to her feet. Beautiful face? Check!  Full bountiful breasts? Check! Oh so sexy body? Check! And those...WTF are those meant to be? Does she landscape with her feet? Will I now need three condoms, one for me and two for her feet, for protection? Suddenly the dream that was, is tossed out the window all because our devilishly handsome so and so will not date a woman whose toes look like they were cast as the murder weapon in a horror movie, Hahaha.  Now before you become overly sensitive about this tale particularly exposing your toes, let me clear things up. As young girls we all had a list of how our perfect men would look, smell, act and react and it was a little conflicting as you got older to hear that love sees not the outside but is has a vested interest with what lies within. So between your parents telling you, that as their princess you deserve only the best, and the world demanding that you compromise surely it must have made the dating scene a little awkward for some. Now the question is, would you date someone who is not on the level as you intellectually, physically and materially? The politically correct answer would be a bold yes but that cherry LV bag does match those pumps you own and having some else pick up the tab would be nice, even if the poor shmuck looks  like the bottom of a worn out shoe and can hardly speak that nasal English your parents paid so dearly for. Me, personally I love pretty things and have been accused of being a little bit pricey in my taste but I have a “toe” standard if I must say. If that toe has a great personality, is ambitious and understands my need for pretty things then please let him come to me when I am out of his league and I will give it a go with him. I love a good investment and sometimes the gratification of watching someone grow is much more rewarding than having everything handed to you. Be broke, merry and ready to grow. Take care of you and yours! Mwah!